Meet Suzy. Suzy is an authentic late-1800s telegraph, attached to a USB port with the aid of a microcontroller and the magic FT232 .
I bought a bus on eBay for $660. I tore it down, I rebuilt it into a home and now I live in it.
Various public keys associated with me: The old and new exitpi.com CA certificates, my public PGP keys, and the public SSH key I normally use.